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Outrage of the Week: Europe Bans Balloons for Kids Under 8!
Michael: Europe: fucking up all over the place.
Hi Folks! A number of you sent me this today — news of the European Union’s new ban on kids under age 8 blowing up balloons unsupervised, for fear the children could swallow them and choke. This is…
October 11 2011, 7:33am | Comments »
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The 1894 book Revolted Woman: Past, Present, and to Come by Charles George Harper is hideously, horrendously sexist. It starts off right away, fearfully mocking the very notion of equality: She is upon us, the Emancipated Woman. Privileges…
October 10 2011, 11:55pm | Comments »
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Oh baby! Woman runs marathon, gives birth
Michael: I applaud this woman for showing that pregnant women aren't delicate flowers, but a marathon?
A pregnant suburban Chicago woman felt contractions a few minutes after finishing the Chicago Marathon and gave birth hours later to a baby daughter.
October 10 2011, 6:35pm | Comments »
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A few quick notes: I'll be offerring Infini-Tees again come November, so get your photos ready. My third book, “The Curse of the Masking-Tape Mummy” officially comes out in March, but my publisher will have copies available for delivery before Christmas.…
October 9 2011, 6:00pm | Comments »
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Preferences of the lady wooers
A study on female breast size attractiveness just published in the Archives of Sexual Behaviour highlights the remarkable gap between academic discourse and everyday language. Female Breast Size Attractiveness for Men as a Function of Sociosexual Orientation (Restricted…
October 8 2011, 6:59pm | Comments »
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the best pet Halloween costume of all time.
For the record: 1. Yes, I am biased because I have (and adore) Italian Greyhounds 2. Yes, I am biased because I love Star Wars 3. Yes, I am biased because I appreciate my local “inspiration” for AT-ATs…
October 8 2011, 2:14pm | Comments »
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Pianist Pete Brush was waiting for his wife outside a midtown department store when a woman carrying a violin case approached him and asked, “How can I get to Carnegie Hall?” He said, “Go uptown to 57th Street…October 8 2011, 7:06am | Comments »
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10 Stubborn Food Myths That Just Won't Die, Debunked by Science [Nutrition]
Every other week, new research claims one food is better than another, or that some ingredient yields incredible new health benefits. Couple that with a few old wives' tales passed down from your parents, and each time you…
October 7 2011, 8:00am | Comments »
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Portraits from world beard championships
Michael: 16 When No Shave November goes too far...
Matthew Rainwaters was born and raised in the San Fernando Valley, which is the part of Los Angeles nobody likes to talk about. He did a lot of skateboarding when he was younger, broke a lot of bones,…
October 6 2011, 8:10am | Comments »
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Hardcore: Sixteen Shot Drinking 'Battleship'
This is a homemade (you can tell by the beach towel) drinking Battleship setup. If you do the math (which I had a friend do for me on account of the double digits), the loser winds up taking…
October 5 2011, 8:30am | Comments »
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October 4 2011, 10:25am | Comments »
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A robot for your teacup! Robot tea infuser from...
A robot for your teacup! Robot tea infuser from ModCloth. (Want more? See NOTCOT.org and NOTCOT.com)
October 4 2011, 7:31am | Comments »
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